love the earth

In chains we'll hang in fair Guildhall
The City's famed Recorder,
And next on proud St. Stephen's fall,
Though Wynne should squeak to order.
In vain our tyrants then shall try
To 'scape our martial law, sir;
In vain the trembling Speaker cry
That 'Strangers must withdraw, 'sir.

Copley to hang offends no text;
A rat is not a man, sir:
With schedules and with tax bills next
We'll bury pious Van, sir.
The slaves who loved the Income Tax,
We'll crush by scores, like mites, sir,
And him, the wretch who freed the blacks,
And more enslaved the whites, sir.

(to be contiued)

Awake, arise, the hour is come,
For rows and revolutions;
There's no receipt like pike and drum
For crazy constitutions.
Close, close the shop! Break, break the loom,
Desert your hearths and furrows,
And throng in arms to seal the doom
Of England's rotten boroughs
We'll stretch that tort' ring Castlereagh
On his own dublin rack, sir;
We'll drown the King Eau de vie,
The Laureate in his sack, sir;
Old Eldon and his sordid hag
In molten gold we'll smother,
And stifle in his own green bag
The Doctor and his brother.

(Thomas Babington
Lord Macaulay - Horatius Keeps The Bridge)

To be continued

ROMEO AND JULIETTE
Scene 1
Rumah Juliette
Ibu : Juliette, darimana saja kamu? Ini sudah malam, dan lihatlah kau? Baru datang, sempoyongan, mabuk, bau alcohol, gak sadar... mau jadi apa kau? Sekarang sudah pagi, kau tahu? Jam berapa ini?
Juliette : Memang apa urusanmu?? Ini hidupku... aku akan melakukan apapun yang kusuka.. Ibu tak bisa mengaturku lagi, aku sudah dewasa.
Ibu : hey, coba jelaskan, berapa botol vodka yang kau minum?
Juliette : hmmmmm,,, lima botol....!memangnya apa urusanmu...?dasar ibu udah tua Bangka...!kamu gak tahu ya.....?vodka tu enak tau.....!
Ibu : Apa kamu bilang....? lima botol? Apa aja??
Juliette : hmmm, vodka, wiski, champagne, teh botol, bajigur.... lengkap!
Ibu : Bajigur?? Inget keur ngora.... nyampe mana tadi??
Ju : ehhh, apaan... udah nyampe trigonometri...
Ibu : emang ibu guru matematika??? Kelakuanmu seperti ini terus, kamu udah punya pacar tah??? Bisa-bisa pacarmu ini ilfil..!
Ju : udahlah,, aku kembung kayaknya kebanyakan minum... aku mau tidur! Bubye!
Scene 2
Rumah Romeo
Ibu : romeo, ibu udah tua, renta, bau tanah, udzur!
Romeo : eh, Ibu jangan ngomong getho kale... Aku masih butuh Ibu... Buat minta uang... heeeheee...
Ibu : Apa?? Oho-oho...
Romeo : just kidding, Bu!
Ibu : Romeo, kapan kamu nikah!? Ibu sudah tua, ingin punya cucu... Kamu tuh cakep-cakep gak laku-laku seh?? Heran ibu?? Dulu aja Ibu banyak yang ngantri... masa kamu yang mirip Brad pitt gini,, gak satupun punya cewek!
Romeo : Yah, Ibu... Brad Pitt aja seh udah kalah ama aku!
Ibu : Iya, tapi buktinya?? Brad Pitt mah udah kawin cerai berapa kali, masak duh!!! Pusing Ibu...
Rom : Tenang, Bu! Aku belum dapat yang pas,, kalo yang ngantri seh banyak!
Ibu : Iyah,,, cepat-cepat donkz! Ibu takut keburu mati...
Rom : Yaudah, doakan anakmu ini!
Scene 3
Di jalan. Juliette berjalan sempoyongan, dan menabrak seorang Ibu-ibu.
I R : Sorry, punten.. Ibu tidak sengaja, Oho-oho...
Ju : Dasar, ibu-ibu bau, tbc, udzur, reyot, matamu itu disimpan dimana seh??
I R : Shut Up! Keep your mouth! Kau tak pantas menghina Ibu, yang ada juga kau tolong...
Ju : Up to you, lah! Orang situ, yang nabrak. (pergi)
I R : huh! Untunglah aku masih selamat...! Mudah-mudahan si Romeo dapat pacar yang baik, bukan seperti Dia, apalagi kalau dia! Musibah!
Scene 4
Di taman.
Ju : aduh, bête... gak ada hiburan...
Rom :Gimana neh... harus nyari pacar dimana?? Masak harus ikutan kontak jodoh?? Gak level kale....
Tiba-tiba ada perampok yang menyerang Ju,.
Ju : Toloooooooooooooooooong..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! somebody help me!
Rom : Idih,,, bulu kudukku merinding neh! Tapi kayak ada suara kuntilanak!!
Ju : Tuluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunggggggggggggggg...
Rom : Aduh itu orang, kok ngeledek banget bilang aku lutung.... cakep begini!
Ju : Hey............... kamuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Tolongggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!
Rom : Tolongggggggggggggggggggg.....................!!!! (Lari berputar-putar)
Ju : Tar dulu-tar dulu belum ada yang nolong neh.....
Pencuri : Oh... jadi di pause dulu tah???
Rom : Oh ada yang minta tolong tah??? Hey kamuu! Pergi sana!
Pencuri : Ada yang nolong euy! Pergi aja yukz!!!
Pencuri : Apa boleh buat... Padahalkan dia cantik, sexy, aduhai pula....
Rom :Are you ok??
Ju : Yeah... Berkat pertolonganmu... ya,, meskipun terlambat.
Rom : Apa yang kau lakukan disini?? Sendirian pula.... Ya sudah... dimana rumahmu? Mari aku antar!
Ju : Thx a lot...
Rom : Oh iya... Ich heisse Romeo. Und du??
Ju : Aku nggak ngerti euy!! Kalo nanya nama, aku Juliette, tapi disini aku dipanggil nama yang lebih keren!! Juleha... Oh ini, udah nyampe...
Rom : Oh... Ya udah... See u tomorrow... Oh iya, tunggu! Nomor hp mu??
Ju : 081223344556
Rom : ok, thx...
scene 5
Rumah Romeo.
I R : Romeo, darimana sayang!!?? Oh iya, tadi ibu ketemu sama perempuan cantik, tapi sayang dia kurang ajar! Kalau kamu cari istri, jangan yang kurang ajar kayak gitu yah!!
Rom : Ok mum! Tadi aku juga ketemu cewek cantik lho! Hmmm, mirip Julia Perez!!
I R : O ya?? Coba kenalkan! Ibu kan fansnya!
Rom : Tenang mum!! Tak kenalin besok!!
I R : Sopo toh, cewek beruntung yang mendapatkan hatimu??
Rom : Tunggu tanggal mainnya!
Scene 6
Rumah Juliette..
I Ju : Tumben, kamu pulang cepat??
Ju : ........... (senyam-senyum gak jelas sambil goyang gak puguh)
I Ju : Hey!! Kamu kemasukan setan apa seh?? Perasaan Ibu udah kasih sesajen ma pohon cecendet depan rumah. Ato kamu abis obat?? Ato, kamu mabok bajigur!
Ju : Eh, bu jangan sembarangan deh!! Tau gak seh?? Tadi aku ketemu cowok lho!! Ganteng banget!!! Senyumnya itu lho, bikin meleleh... tatapannya bu!!
I Ju : Oh ya??? Teruuuus-terus-terus-terus!!!
Ju : Sabar-sabar-sabar-sabar....! Aduuugh,,, gak kuat dewh bikin burung-burung kabur... suaranya bu??? Hhhhhhh, bikin merinding,,,, bikin perampok juga kabur....
I Ju : Aduh.... Kenalin donkz...! Mumpung Ibu belum ngedate bareng anak tetangga!
Ju : Mau tau lagi gak?? Bibirnya sexy....Terus bu terus-terus terus,, mukanya bu!!! HHHHHhhhh... mirip Tukul!!! Cool banget dewh!
I Ju : Kok Tukul seh??? Emang tukul yang mana??
Ju : Ya udahlah bu.... Pokoknya cakep!!!
I Ju : Namanya siapa???
Ju : R-O-M-E-O.... hMMMMM... Aku jatuh cinta gak ketulungan ma dia bu! Oh my perfect man! Apakah ia mencintaiku juga??
I Ju : Mana Ibu tahu!! Ibu kira tuwh cowok buat Ibu...
Ju : Enak aja....
Scene 7
Di taman.
Rom : Juleha, kau seperti intan laut yang berharga, bercahaya bak bintang langit yang bersinar di tengah gelapnya malamku, juleha, setelah aku udah PDKT seminggu... Aku merasa sangat nyaman.. Juleha, sejak pertama kita bertemu, aku, merasakan sesuatu yang aneh dihatiku... tapi, aku tak tahu apa itu... I think, sebenarnya perasaan apa ini?? Bagaimana denganmu??
Ju : Aku juga merasakan hal yang sama Romeo... Kamu telah mengubah hidupku... Jisue amore litua!
Rom : Ich liebe dich...
Ju : I love you...
Rom : Wo ai ni...
Ju : aku cinta kamu...
Rom : Aku tak bisa bahasa yang lain... yang pasti aku juga... bagaimana kalau kita ke rumahku??
Ju : apa?? Mengapa semendadak ini??Tapi, it’s ok!!
Rom : Thanks, come on, Bebz!
Scene 8
Rumah Romeo.
Rom : Mum, aku akan memberikan surprise padamu.... tapi, tutup mata dulu ya??!!
I R : Surprise??? Apa tuh??
Rom : Sabar Mum!! Ayo, Juleha.... (Berbisik) Tarammm!! Buka matamu!!
I R : Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Kok kamu seh?? Jadi..... Hhhhhh (sesak napas) Oho-oho....
Rom : TTTTTTTTTTTunggggggu..... Tenang Mum! Mutter kenapa???
I R : Romeo, kamu tahu?? Dia, wanita yang waktu itu Ibu ceritakan... Dia perempuan kurang ajar...!! Oho-oho...
Ju : Maaf Mum!! Sekarang Juleha sudah insaf, sorry, hampura, punten, es tut mir laid, excuse mos, afwan,,...
I R : Tak usah kau menyangkal!! Get out!!! Enyah dari hadapanku...!! Perempuan tak tahu malu, kurang ajar, tukang mabok!!!
Rom : Tapi, Bu! Beri dia kesempatan..!!
Ju : It’s ok Rom! BIarkan aku pergi...!
Rom : TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTungggggguuuuuuu!!!!! Larinya pelan-pelan dunkz!! (mengedip dan berbisik) Sttt... Kita backstreet aja yukz???
Ju : Oh iya-iya-iya... (Teriak)
I R : Romeo, stay away for me! Don’t move anywhere...
Scene 9
Juleha balcony..
I Ju : Jul, sedang apa kau diluar??? Diluarkan dingin... cepat masuk!! Tumben gak ke clubbing......??
Ju : Bentar duank kok Bu... Cuma mau menghirup udara segar,, Ibu mau kemana..??
I Ju : Biasa,,, mau nyari brondong neh!!! Gak ada duit buat shopping, warisan si aki udah abiez!! Jaga rumah ya!! Bentar duank kok!! Muach!!
Ju : OK... bagi-bagi kalo dapet, cari duit yang banyak dewh!! Good luck!
I Ju : Ok.... Bubye!!
Ju : Alone, Look at the stars on the sky.. In the cold of night... I’m alone, waiting for you... Look at the sea in the world, answer my question, my lovehurt.. Why my first, eh, second, eh, third, eh whatever... Wind, please give my greeting for him.. Bird, temani aku sendiri...!
Rom : Suiiitttt,,.... Suuuiiiiit....!!
Ju : What are you doing there?? Do you miss me???
Rom : Stttt.... Don’t talk anymore!! Lebih baik kau turunkan gorden dan tarik aku dari sini!!
Ju : Romeo (Menangis)
Rom : Jul, mengapa kau menangis?? Jangan menangis, aku disini untukmu....!
Ju : Aku takut kehilanganmu!! Hmmm,,, sepertinya aku hamil!!
Rom : WHAAAT?? Anakku??
Ju : Waitt-wait-wait...! tar-tar-tar-tar.. Yang aku inget, Senin sama Ucup, Selasa Bedjo, Rabu Emen, Kamis amaaaa......
Rom : APAPAPAAPAPA??? Dasar perempuan perek, bitch, pelacur..
Ju : Enak aja.. Itu kerjaan freelance aku..
Ibu Romeo datang..
I R : Romeo, sedang apa kau disini.. aku nyari tau!! Cape tau!! Plaaaak!!! (Menampar Jul)
Rom : Pllaaakkkk! (menampar Jul)
Ju : Rom, kenapa kau menamparku??
Rom : Aku Cuma ngikutin Ibu!! Sorry!!
I R : Romeo, pulang sekarang juga...! Kalau tidak, dia akan kubunuh!
Rom : Ibuuuuuu,,,,, don’t do it! Jika Jul mati, maka aku hidup!
Jul : Romeo, salah.. Gini-gini-gini, Jika aku mati, maka kau juga mati.. getho yang bener...
Rom : Oh iya,. Lupa. Getoh Mum!!
I R : Oh, getho... Yaudah!! Dddddddddddddoooooooooooor!
Jul : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Rom : J U L I E T T E.............et et et et et.... a ku se nga ja mang gil na ma as li mu.. a bis bag us seh!
I R : Akhirnya, pengganggu itu mati!!
Tiba-tiba Ibu Jul datang!
I Ju : HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(sesek napas) J U L I E T-JUL-JUL-JUL.... What’s up?? What happened here???
Rom : who are you??
I Ju : Aku Ibu Jul... Kamu?? Lumayan juga kamu??? Banyak duit gak??
Rom : Aku Romeo, kekasih Juliette.. Saya mohon maaf, Juliette mati...
I Ju : HHHHHHHH (sesak napas) WHAAAAAT???? Alhamdulillah....!!! Berarti kamu single donkz...
Rom : ehm, ehehehehehhe, ehmmmm... kamu cantik.... Tingtingtingtingting!!! Would you marry me???
I R : Heh, Rom... Are you crazy?? Kamu gak nyadar tah??? Dia udah ema-ema!!!
I Ju : Hey!! Enak aja ema-ema, emang kamu enggak!!! Aku kan janda kembang, kembang kamboja pula...
I R : Pantesan.. Itu kan cocok di kuburan... Let’s go Rom! Dirumah ibu nyiapin calon istri buat kamu!!
Rom : Ibu, mengapa gangguin Romeo terus...??? Mati aja sana....!! Eh, udah bikin surat warisan kan??
I R : Kamu durhaka... Kalau gini.. Mending Ibu mati aja!!!
Rom : Tunggu, Bu biar aku yang nembak!! Jgeeeer!! Akhirnya, dunia damai...
I Ju : Jadi kan pacar aku???
Rom : Sure, Baby!!
I Ju : Tapi, urus warisan dulu ya!!
Rom : Oceh!! Let’s go!!
And then they are happily ever after...
THE END
Ju : Juliette/Juleha Rom : Romeo
I R : Ibu Romeo I Ju : Ibu Juliette/Juleha

Perubahan yang Berakibat Fatal
Oleh Lutfiani Azahra
Data Buku
Judul : Dua Perempuan di Satu Rumah
Penulis : AS Laksana
Penebit : Harian Kompas (Minggu, 30 Agustus 2009)
Tahun Terbit : Agustus, 2009
Apa yang diceritakan oleh AS Laksana akan menjadi sebuah perenungan kepada kita terutama orang tua dalam hal mendidik putra-putri mereka. Cerpen yang ditulis oleh AS Laksana ini sarat akan makna yang patut untuk dipikirkan dengan baik.
Dimuat di sebuah surat kabar nasional, yang sudah pasti memiliki inti cerita yang layak untuk dibaca, selain cerpen karya AS Laksana ini, setiap hari Minggu, harian Kompas selalu menghadirkan sebuah cerpen yang dimuat dirubrik Seni dengan penulis dan cerita yang berbeda setiap Minggu. Contoh lain cerpen karangan AS Laksana adalah Menggambar Ayah, Bidadari yang Mengembara, Peristiwa Pagi Hari Seto jadi Kupu-kupu,Cerita tentang Ibu yang dikerat buldoser, Seorang Ibu yang menunggu, serta masih banyak cerita pendek karya AS Laksana. Selain memuat cerpen karangan AS Laksana, harian kompas juga pernah memuat karya Eka Kurniawan dengan judul Taman Patah Hati, yang bercerita tentang seorang pemuda yang percaya akan takhayul, akan tempat-tempat yang bisa dijadikan untuk memutuskan seorang pacar atau karangan Yanusa Nugroho dengan Bayangan Darah tentang manusia yang selalu bertengkar untuk memperebutkan harta.
Cerpen ini bercerita tentang seorang anak bernama Seto. Ia hidup dengan kedua orangtuanya dan seorang adiknya. Ia tidak menyukai ibunya, karena Ibunya selalu memaksa, menyuruh, dan mengatur hidupnya, memang Seto masih kecil pada saat itu. Ibunya sering berteriak-teriak menyuruhnya mandi, makan atau hal lainnya. Ayahnya sering menyuruhnya untuk menjadikan Ibunya sahabat, bukan musuh yang ditakuti. Ayahnya sering memberikan petuah dan masukkan. Sebenarnya Seto mau saja berbaikan dengan Ibunya asalkan Ibunya tidak selalu mengatur dirinya. Hingga pada suatu saat Ayahnya pergi kerumah sakit, dengan menjual tanah warisan dari keluarganya, Ayahnya kembali dengan kejanggalan yang luar biasa membuat Seto dan Ibunya terkejut. Ayah Seto pulang kerumah sebagai perempuan! Sejak saat itu, Ibu Seto tak lagi mengatur dirinya. Seto merasa bingung, disekolahnya ia selalu mendapat ejekan bahwa ayahnya banci. Hingga Seto tumbuh dewasa, dan ia bergaul dengan orang-orang yang suka mabuk. Suatu saat ia menyiksa enam orang banci di tempat mangkal mereka. Alasan Seto menyiksa mereka, hanya ingin agar ayahnya membenci Seto dan menjauhinya.
Itu adalah garis besar cerita yang ditulis AS Laksana. Cerita ini ceritakan dengan dua sudut pandang, yang pertama oleh Anak Seto dan oleh Seto sendiri. Cerpen ini cukup mudah dipahami oleh pelajar seusia SMA, tidak seperti novel Angkatan Balai Pustaka atau Angkatan Pujangga Baru yang bahasanya sangat tinggi, juga dari cerpen dengan tema serupa, yang pada awalnya bisa dimengerti, namun ketika masuk bagian konflik, cerita semakin rumit dan kompleks, serta kurang dimengerti.
Tema yang diangkat cukup berat dan serius untuk diceritakan. Memang, cerpen ini diceritakan dengan cukup serius, namun saat masuk konflik tambahan, terselip sebuah humor yang cukup membuat Anda tersenyum atau tertawa, yaitu ketika Seto menceritakan Ayahnya yang berganti nama menjadi Linda Praptanto, sedangkan awalnya Lindu Praptanto. Seto menceritakan nama Ayahnya seperti nama selebriti yang nama belakangnya adalah nama ayah mereka, misalnya Adi Bing Slamet, nama Ayahnya adalah Bing Slamet, Sari Yok Koeswoyo, karena memang nama Ayahnya demikian. Namun tidak selalu begitu, Darto Helm misanya, tentu bukan karena Ayahnya bernama Helm. (Kolom 6 paragraf terakhir-kolomm 7 paragraf awal).
Amanat yang disampaikan cukup ‘dalam’ dan bermakna, mengenai pertumbuhan anak yang dipengaruhi oleh keadaan orang tua mereka. Cerita ini berkisah tentang bagaimana seorang anak merasa kekurangan perhatian dari orang tuanya, dan ia membuat keributan hanya karena ingin mencari perhatian, apalagi dengan menyadari bahwa sosok seorang ayah menjadi seorang waria.
Dilihat dari struktur bahasa dan penggunaan diksi serta ejaan, memang bahasa yang digunakan bukanlah bahasa pergaulan yang kerap digunakan sehari-hari oleh remaja sebaya pelajar SMA, namun tak menutup kemungkinan bahwa cerita ini menarik. Tetapi ada bagian permulaan yang cukup membingungkan, karena pada mulanya adalah cerita tentang hari ini, kemudian kembali menuju beberapa puluh tahun silam, kemudian adanya pergantian sudut pandang, membuat Anda harus mengkoneksikan hubungan antara pencerita pertama dengan pencerita kedua. Tetapi, itu bukanlah sebuah kendala yang besar.
Pada tampilan juga ada sebuah gambar ilustrasi karya Wiyoga Muhardanto dengan judul Dua Perempuan, dalam lukisannya menampakkan seorang Bapak setengah baya berkaca mata, mengintip dari balik dinding, yang didepannya terdapat sebuah manekin tubuh wanita tanpa kepala, dengan perawakan bagai biola Spanyol.
Kisah ini mengandung makna dan amanat yang cukup ‘dalam’ untuk direnungkan baik-baik terutama bagi mereka para orang tua. Namun sayangnya, tema yang diangkat dan bahasa yang digunakan tidaklah cocok untuk semua umur. Memang, semua umur boleh membaca, tetapi agak segan untuk dibaca oleh semua kalangan. Orang dewasalah yang paling tepat membaca cerita ini, meski demikian, oleh pelajar seusia SMA, cukup dimengerti dan dipahami. Pesan buku ini adalah orang tua sangatlah berpengaruh akan tumbuh kembangnya seorang anak.

Adventure of The Jungle

Scene 1

In the beach, one afternoon.

Bella : What will you do for our summer holiday?

Ran : What do you think? I don’t know. I feel bored at home.

Bella : Of course, and you Jess? ( not enthusiasm)

Jess : I don’t know too. I think, I want to do something interesting, like hiking maybe. (excited)

Ran : Yeah, maybe we can go to Himalaya, or Mt. Everest or to the pole and play with penguns. (hopeless)

Bella : Hey! Come on! Why are you sad? Whereas we are going to get summer holiday, aren’t we? (with less spirit)

Jess : Imposible Bell!

Ran : (to Jess) I think she is imaging something foolish and imposible!

Bell : (run and surprising) Wow! What is it? (take something)

Ran : Miss Granger, what are you doing? (surprised)

Bell : I will change our summer holiday! (very enthusiasm)

Jess : Tell me Bell! (plead)

Bell : I will wait for you at my home to night. (run to her motorcycle)

Jess : Bet, will our summer holiday be happy?

Ran : Don’t hope too much Jess!

Scene 2

Bella’s house…

Bell : Ok, in this summer holiday, we will be looking for hidden treasure.

Ran : What are you talking about?

Jess : Do you mean like film? Pirates of Karibian? Or National Treasure? (confuse)

Bell : I hope you can believe me, look at this! (showing a map)

Jess : Wow!!! I can believe you now!

Bell : It’s so wonderful! (surprised)

Jess : Amazing! Come on!

Straight on ton discuss… until to finally decision.

Ran : Do you agree if we depart tomorrow?

Bell : Sure.

Jess : Ooohhh!! Fuβfunf Jungle, we are coming!

Bell : So, we will go to “Foot Five Jungle”, eh? You know?

Ran : Yeah, I think in the brown island.

Jess : Over there, everything is so magic.

Scene 3

In Foot Five Jungle…

Bell : Follow me, please! (run and bump at something)

Ran : please be silent Bell! Wow it’s so beautiful!

Jess : This is a sunny day. Yeah! That is foolish, Bell!

Bell : (look back) Mmm…sorry, wow! Are you instructor?

Mike : Yeah, what are you doing here?

Bell : (shake hands) I’m Bella.

Ran : (shake hands) I’m Ran.

Jess : (shake hands) I;m Jessica, call me Jess!

Mike : Mike (shake hands) What are you business here?

Ran : We come from Alaska. We are hiking here.

Jess : Can you instruct us? Where is the way to center of this jungle?

Mike : Oh sure! But, you should go back to your home. No benefit for you hiking in this jungle. You know? Mysterious.

Bell : Please Sir! (plead)

Mike : Yeah, you will find the Stiff snake. I feel, I get enough to inform you. That is dangerous! (go away)

Jess : Allow us, Sir !

Mike : Ok, if you insist. Follow this small road! Turn to left, right, left, straighton to the left again, right, go on walking, turn to right or wherever that you like, you must be careful here! (go away)

Bell : Oh yeah, thanks Sir!

Scene 4

Mike follows them in beside…

Jess : I can not remember the way informed by Mike. (hopeless)

Bell : Do you think I remember, eh? Maybe Ran remember it. (look Ran and look back)

Ran : Why don’t you look at the map? Compass will help us too. We walk for enough.

Bell : Oh yeah, the Sticky snake, remember?

Ran&Jess : The Stiff snake Bell!

Bell : Whatever! Hmm… in bellow your foot Jess!

Jess : awwww……!!!!!!

Ran : (take the snake) ouhhhh…!! Shit snake! Escape your finger! (drop down the snake and stamp)

Bell : That’s the snake of different kind. I will search it in internet. ( take out her HP). There isn’t any signal!

Ran : Oh yeah, I’m fine, don’t worry to me. I think only a little hot.

Jess : Please be silent Ran! I think someone is following us.

Scene 5

Twilight…

Mike : (to himself). Maybe they are looking for some treasure. Their map is the same as the one which I’ve made. (turn behind and walk to look for something)

At the same time…

Jess : Maybe we must stay here for to night, it’s imposible if we go back home or straight to the journey.

Bell : Yapz! That’s a good idea. Ran come on! Don’t play with fire like that. I will look some dry branch. (walking)

Ran : I know, but my hand becomes hotter.

Bell : Whooaaaaa…. (walk backward to control from colliding something and run away)

Scene 6

Mike : Sorry… (go forward)

Bell : It’s Ok Sir!

Mike : Where is your friend who was bitten by the snake?

Bell : Did you know that incident, Sir?

Mike : Ehmmm… sorry. I had been following you since then. I’m afraid something will happen to you. Sorry should hane been going by now.

Bell : No, no Sir! Thanks, I wish I knew earlier. Can you cure my friend? Please…

Mike : I have informed you before hence. That’s dangerous! But it’s Ok! I only pity you. Indeed you only know, oppsss!! (embrace him mouth)

Bell : Uhmm… sorry Sir!

Mike : Oh, eh! I’m only hungry.

Bell : Oh yeah, I’m too. Uhmmm… Did you hear something?

Mike : What? Voice?

Bell : Like source, but…

Mike : Oh yeah, in the front! Be silent please! They only dragons. Maybe you didn’t see it.

Bell : (afraid). What can I do? I’m afraid.

Mike : You don’t disturb them! Don’t be noisy and careful! Come on! (put his finger on the mouth)

Bell : I believe I can do it, whhooooaaaaa….uhhhh!! (the dragons wake up)

Mike : Don’t move! Be silent! Stop…

Bell : Hmmm…huhhh! (fortunately the dragons go back to it’s sleep)

Mike : Oh, the good acting Bell! By the way, where are they now?

Bell : Overthere… (show to forward)

Scene 7

The dark and cold night.

Mike : Cure your friend is arm with salt! Do you bring some salt?

Jess : Yeah, I will cure her arm soon. Thanks Sir!

Mike : Do you have some food?

Bell : Oh yeah, I have bread. I hope it is enough. (give bread to Mike)

Mike : Thanks! By the way, what do you do in this jungle actually?

Jess : We only look for a place, we have found in the map. (showing the map)

Mike : Wow! A map! (while eating)

Ran : What the map, Sir! Do you know about this map? Tell us Sir! Please…

Mike : Ok, I will bring you there! Actually it is not far from here. But I will not responsible about it!

Bell : Oh!! Thanks Sir!

Ran : Hmmm… thanks Sir! My arm is Ok now! And promise to bring us to that place.

Mike : Oh yeah, I promise. I will come tomorrow. Be careful from wild animals.

Jess : Hmmm… wait Sir! Where is your house? Your wife and family? And what is your job?

Mike : My house beside that hospital. And my family in Florida. I go back home every 3 months time. My job is a jungle police. I feel enough. You must rest!

Jess : Oppss! Sir, why do you choose for living here? Why do you never think to move from here?

Mike : I love this jungle.

Ran : Thanks Sir!

Scene 8

Early morning…

Jess : Hphhh… so cool!!!

Ran : Oh yeah! But did you succed to get the fire wood?

Bell : No, I didn’t. I feel we should get breakfast with some bread only.

Jess : I want to take a bath.

Ran : You should not take a bath. I have not found lake that is not dangerous.

Jess : Oh yeah, thanks!

Mike : (come). Morning!

R,B J : (together) Morning Sir!

Mike : Are you ready?

Jess : We have not got breakfast yet.

Ran : We have not prepared our things too.

Mike : Sure, I will wait you.

Bell : Would you like some bread Sir?

Mike : No, I have breakfast. By the way, is there a wild animal or any kinds?

Jess : (while eating) No we are safe here.

Mike : Oh, thanks God, I should bring you to my house.

Scene 9

Bell : Ok, we are ready! Oppss sorry Sir! I only ask you, why are there many strange animals here? Like Sticky snakes or the foolish dragon? (walk)

Mike : Not Sticky snakes but the Stiff snakes Bell! Yeah it’s unique here. I like it you know. There are still many other strange animals here. (follow her)

Jess : What are they? (curious)

Mike : Were wolfs, centaurus, spiders five foot, hippogriff, etc…

Jess : Stop Sir! I don’t know it. And I don’t want to know what they are. I’m confused.

Ran : Very cold! How is the temperature here Sir? (fold her hands on front of her chest)

Mike : Oh yeah, Sure, it is warm, about 285º Kelvin, usually 272º Kelvin or less.

Bell : Wow! I can freeze.

Jess : Still far? Why don.t you need a map sir?

Mike : I think I know everything!

Ran : What are you talking about?

Mike : Of course, you will know soon.

Jess : I’m tired, eh? Why don’t we break for a moment? (will sit down but Ran folds her hands)

Ran : Come on! We must hurry!

Scene 10

In the jungle. In the afternoon.

Mike : You know?

Ran : What?

Mike : Ucing garong?

Bell : Which one Sir?

Mike : Look at that! (indicated down)

Jess : A strange cat.

Mike : Stop! We have come to our destination. Look at the map!

Bell : Wonderful!

Jess : Must we dig Sir?

Mike : Yes…

Ran : You know Sir?

Mike : Of course, lets dig! I think it’s still now.

Bell : (look at map) hmmm….

Mike : Why?

Bell : No, nothing (follow them digging)

Scene 11

Place of hidden treasure.

Bell : Finally… hghh!! Tired. ( cleaned her perspiration)

Ran : Just a bottle? (raise a bottle)

Jess : Where are the treasure? Hmm… Sir! You know something? (turn ones head to Mike)

Mike : Yeah I know because I made that.

B,R,J : (together) What???

Jess : What are you talking about?

Mike : Hmmm… better you open this bottle!

Bell : (opened a bottle and took out the content) Paper?

Mike : Please, open! And read!

Bell : Oh yeah, “Live is a gift, if you don’t open it, you won’t know what you get”.

Ran : Tell us Sir! (frustation)

Jess : I think that’s impressing.

Mike : Formerly, whe I was the same age as you, I had a friend. His name is Ben. Our hobbies were the same, hiking. You know?

Jess : That’s funny Sir!

Mike : Indeed, but I don’t know. We had interesting childhood memories. Not imagine. We live in Phoenix. Yeah, say we are like twins children. Like sugar and ant.

Bell : Sorry Sir! If that make you sad, you shouldn’t tell us!

Mike : Oh, no nothing. I just remember about my childhood. We had been hiking since we are SMP. Every month that was very exciting. We found the new experience that made us enthusiastic.

Ran : And Ben?

Mike : Yeah, he was my best friend. I almost know everything about jungle in the USA. We searched an interest jungle for our hiking. Here, ones challenge place. The last we here after exam.

Ran : And then?

Mike : I don’t know, we want to write our footprint. Ben sugested to make a map, like hidden treasure. He liked all misteriousthing. Like this island. People think that this island is spooky. But I think this is an interesting place.

Jess : Ben had full mysterious thinking.

Mike : Actually, that was the last of our hiking.

Ran : Where did Ben go?

Mike : After we passed an examination, he continued his education in Tokyo. His parent got diverced and his father got married a Japanese girl. And we broke our communication until now. He has yet contacted me anymore. I often hope, I can meet him here. I love this jungle. And you found it. I made it.

Bell : Bernardy Parkinson?

Mike : Yeah, it is his name.

Bell : He is my uncle Sir!

Mike : Oh yeah, where is he? What is his job? (happy)

Bell : In Alaska. His house beside of my house. He came 2 month ago. He looked happy, but he was sad. He is a director now.

Mike : Can I meet him? Maybe he is busy.

Bell : Sure, of course.

Ran : Your experience teaches us the newthing. About love, friendship, life, and everything.

Jess : Thanks Sir! Nice to meet you! I want to meet your family too.

Mike : Yeah, nice to meet you!

Ran : Can you take our photos?

Mike : I;m mortified.

Jess : Oh come on Sir!

Mike : Ok. Ones!

B,R,J : Cheerssss…!!! (together) klik!

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Nah, script diatas, adalah script drama yang aku dan kelompokku tampilkan didepan kelas.... itu waktu pelajaran bahasa Inggris... Agak malu-maluin tuh,,, soalnya, pengucapannya kurang benar dibeberapa bagian... Ssssstttt tapi gambarnya bukan dari brown island or fussfive jungle,, tapi di curug maja...(n.b aku yang bikin tapi translatenya di bantuin temen!: )